Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
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