Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
You may now shotgun with the bride
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
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