Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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