I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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