apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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