Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
You can't special order awesome
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
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