No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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