is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
You tried to tip the Uber driver with a meatball sub. Then, when he refused your meatball sub...you demanded he take you to the corner with the hookers. The valet has your keys and water balloons. I'm glad you're only in Chicago for the weekend.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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