yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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