she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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