Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
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i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
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Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
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