Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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