I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
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I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
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I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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