I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
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no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
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So stoned i forgot i was in bed
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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