You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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