Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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