This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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