I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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