honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
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I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
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They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
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