Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
Randomize
