Where did you get a picture of my penis
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
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I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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