and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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