His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
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I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
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I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
I need water and some morals
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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