I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
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The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
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I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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