Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
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ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
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Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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