They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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