I want to stick my p in your. b.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
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