he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
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