Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
Randomize
