Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
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Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
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I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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