I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
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You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
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We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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