Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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