what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
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So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
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You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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