: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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