id be glad to
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
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