He is such a slut. More and more my type.
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
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