Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
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We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
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I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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