I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
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Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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