I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
My dick has a subreddit
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
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