I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Alive.
So much puke
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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