I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
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You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
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If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
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