My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
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Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
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I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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