We got so high we made milksteak
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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