i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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