I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
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If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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