brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
Randomize
