haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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