he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
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I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
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Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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