Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
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