Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
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This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
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Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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