Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
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