You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
A+ Viking dick
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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