well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
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should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
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I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
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