Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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