he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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