so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Do you have any cake mix? I kind of need to make a "im sorry i drank all your parents tequila, threw up all over your floor and slept with you boyfriend" cake.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
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Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
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and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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