i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Dear yesterdays makeup, Thank you for always being there when I stay up late binge drinking on weeknights and am running late to work Friday morning. You're the best.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
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Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
whose parrot is this?
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i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
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