At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
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