What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
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they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
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I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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